I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled crot her bokeh eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek bokep like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors porn regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing bokep line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of memek attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the crot quietest.
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