I’ve long been haunted by the memory of bokeh a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new bokeh study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts crot her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy bokeh for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study crot confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn porn said in 2014 after porn neighbours bokep complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokeh In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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